5 ways to make life easier

• identify one spot near your front door and ALWAYS put your keys in that spot. this will add 7.9 years to your life.
• always place the saran wrap, aluminum foil, etc. with the sharp edge facing down. this will prevent sliced fingers forever.
• place garments on hangers in the same direction. hang in closet according to pants, tops, skirts, dresses and sorted by colors. when you discover you could dress in black for 30 days straight without ever repeating, think about purchasing a pink shirt.
• with a few rare exceptions, its not necessary to sort clothes for the laundry -- especially if you use cold water.
• use duct tape to hide a key somewhere under the frame of your car. keep a spare house key locked in your glove compartment.